Jester remembered this line from some science fiction show that he had just finished watching hours earlier. Now, he is standing in the shadows of a dark warehouse on a side of town he never even knew existed. "What the hell am I supposed to do now?," he thought. "Here I am, alone, in the dark, not knowing what to do....wait, I'm a superhero....I shouldn't be afraid. Well, considering that I am out of smoke bombs, exploding cigars and my squirting flower doesn't work anymore.....I have a right to be scared. I don't know what or who I am up against and I don't know where my teammates are! I know, let me try my secret decoder satellite communication 2-way Ultraviolet ankle radio! ALPHA, KNUCKLE, VELVEETA, UNDERWEAR....This is Jester calling Team Banzai...Come in Team Banzai....Damn!......The battery is dead. How do I get into these messes?"
Jester, actually Troy Graves, remembers EXACTLY how he got into this mess. You see, Troy is a member of the internationally known, well, let's just say that everyone in the building knows who they are, Team Banzai. Composed of RadioActive Lad, Elastic Lass, Mitochondria Pup and Static Boy, as well as a hundred other guys I can't remember, Team Banzai battles the evil that tries to take over the great city of San Angeles Obispo, or at least the suburb of Glenville.
Troy's Grandfather, Elijah Graves, was the original Court Jester in the 1940's superhero association, Power Justice Goodguys of the Earth (Local-138). Those guys were great, they took no shi....crap from anyone. American Man, Titanium Girl, Lint Lad and who can forget Peanut Butter Boy along with the Court Jester instilled their brand of justice for everyone to benefit from. They fought Nazi Guy, the Russian HouseWife and the Asian Bull to prevent their evil plans to do...well..whatever evils things people with names like that would do. Now it was the 90's and that group of super entities had to adjust to the times and with new emerging super heroes, thus adopting the new name TEAM BANZAI, heaven knows why?
Troy became a member when he was looking up in his grandfather's attic, the old man died years ago and left somethings to Troy and he had now just come around to picking them. He had found a large box with some interesting items in it and had begun to rummage around. "Hmmmm.....photos....war pictures......some pants.....hey what's this?," he muttered to himself. It sorta looked like a maroon metal box with a small crank on one side. It was actually a rusted out jack-in-the-box, Troy was not that sharp. He decided to give that crank a bit of try. Sure enough, there was an unrecognizable tune and with great fanfare, actually a cloud of dust and a scream from Troy, the jack-in-the-box opened up and a faded jester costume flung itself across the room. Picking the costume up, Troy had now idea what it was, that was until a small, handwritten note fell out of one of the many pockets.
"Troy, my boy, it is 1955 and I foresee that many years from now you will find this costume and wonder exactly what I did with it. Well, you may be shocked to find out that I was a superhero. I was the Court Jester. I righted many wrongs, and did alot of other neat things. You must continue the legacy and join the neighborhood Association of GoodGuys...or whatever it is called to carry on my name.....No, you should call yourself Jester. I don't think that Elijah will stop a criminal in his tracks!" And with those instructions, Jester was born. Troy is only 20 and not one of the most athletic guys in the world. The costume did not exactly fit at first, but after a few washings it worked itself out.
After talking with Team Banzai, and applying to their club, he was assigned to Alpha Reserve Delta Tangerine Blue 1, which in English means that if the whole Team is decimated in some untimely fashion, he is then called to action by C.H.U.C.K., Team Banzai's supercomputer. it's actually a very smart SEGA GENESIS with a toaster oven.
It was Thursday morning, 9:01 a.m., when Troy got the call to arms. He knews this because there was an incessant shreiking that would not stop! He actually responded to the call around 7:30 p.m. when he finally located this communicator. He pressed the activator button and immediately hear C.H.U.C.K.'s voice,"Come in Jester....Team Banzai needs your help! This message came over our viewscreens earlier today. A woman's voice came over the communicator," Hear me Team Banzai....I plan to take over your fair city and make it my plaything and you will find yourself toying within it...Meet me at the Warehouse on the part of town, you dare not go, to fight for your city....Accept my offer or I'll make you cry like the costumed babies you are....WN...out!"
"Who is WN?," Troy asked himself. "Well, I better get going...considering I am getting the message a bit late I must hurry!" Troy found himself running to his car and getting in and then realizing that he forgot his keys in the house. "Damn!," the door is locked and he realizes that he will have to crawl through a window to get them. With keys in hand he hurries to his rendezvous with destiny and WN, whoever that is.
That series of events brings us up to date. Troy is weaponless due to the fact that as he climbed through a window, his utility belt slipped off and fell into a storm sewer and was imediately lost. Troy is also somewhat afraid of the dark, which doesn't help matters due to the fact that it is now sunset and there is minimal light in the warehouse. Troy is alone and scared. He does not know who he is up against, he doesn't know how he will react, geez...he has only been a Team Banzai member for only 2 days and has not had any formal training.
"What do I do now, where do I run to?"he asks himself. "Well," a female voice sounds,"what do we have here? A clown...no a Jester. Part of Team Banzai, I assume?"
"Damn, don't tell me I was thinking out loud again!!!! And all of the bells on this costume don't help matters any. Who are you? What do you want? What are you going to do with me?" "You'll see Jester..you'll see...." the voice says. With that Jester can see a female figure, a well endowed female figure in the darkness. He can also see an object in her hand which looks like a Taser™ gun. That's when he figures that he should start to run. As he starts to run, he hears a snap and them smells an odor that reminds him of being too close to a laserprinter that has been printing for awhile, you know, like ozone. He then feels like he has run into a wall going 300 miles an hour. Yep, he's been Tasered™. As he falls unconscious he whimpers,"mommy...", and hears the sounds of what appear to be babies crying. "In due time Jester, in due time," the female voice says.
Aside from a headache, Jester awakens to find himself in what appears to be a nursery. There is a large crib in the center of the room, mobiles everywhere and stuffed animals are scattered about. He notices that there are babies in the crib, some are crying, some have pacifiers, all are well diapered. There are some full length mirrors on some of the walls. The air smells faintly of baby powder, Jester finds that somewhat arousing. Just then, she enters the room. Jester feels his heart stop at the sight.
She, is a 6 foot 5 inch buxom blonde with at least a 40DD chest dressed in a very skimpy version of a nurses' outfit. The top is very, very low cut, revealing her ample cleavage. And her skirt barely comes down to mid thigh. She is also in white stockings and white high stiletto heels. There is a name tag which Jester cannot make out just yet. She comes closer to Jester, who appears to be lying on a diaper changing table. As she gets nearer, Jester can read her name tag, it reads WET NURSE. She notices that he has read her tag and says,"So, you know now my name. Yes, I am WET NURSE. I plan to have the whole world at my knees real soon. You may have noticed the decor. I guess that you could say that I have a thing for babies. I love to take care of them , feed them and love them. You may also have noticed that the crib in the center of the room is currently occupied. You may not recogize them now, but a few hours ago they were the mighty and powerful, as well as adult, Team Banzai. I can truly say that they are not a problem right now." "How did you do that?",Jester asks. " Oh, you'll find out soon enough," and with that she leaves the room.
She returns with what looks to be a 35mm camera in her hands. "You see, I have always been fascinated with babies and love to take their pictures. Unfortunately, not everyone I photograph is a baby. I have developed this device that will reduce anyone into an infant...it works quite well...the effects don't last for long though....I plan to go on live TV and initiate the device and all those watching will turn into babies and then I will be able to go to all the banks and stores that I want and take all that I want without any resistance. Once everyone is back to normal, I will already have left."
"I don't believe you," Jester interjects,"How do I know that those babies are really Team Banzai and not some other babies. How do I know that thing you have really works and is not some regular camera? Huh?" "Oh, care for a demonstration?" Jester then realizes that he might have bit off more than he could chew.
" You asked for it Jester-baby, this won't hurt a bit. You might even enjoy it. I know that I will!" With that Wet Nurse points the device at Jester and presses the activator. There was a blue flash that blinded Jester for a moment. For the next few moments Jester felt the most awkard sensation, much like you feel when your falling asleep, you know, when you feel like you're falling. He looked down and it appeared to him that his costume was getting bigger. He then looked up at Wet Nurse and she appeared to be getting bigger. "Great,"he thought......then he passed out.
Jester awoke the sound of a music box playing. The room was very bright and it looked like morning. Maybe it was all dream, maybe it never happened. Then realization hit Jester. What felt different about the whole situation? For some reason he could not close his legs all the way, he reached down and could feel puffy plastic. "What was this I'm wearing?", he asked himself. As he looked around he saw very thick wooden bars on all sides. He thought of a prison cell. He tried to call out but all he heard come out of his mouth was "Goo".
"Goo?", he thought to himself. I must still be dreaming. Just then Wet Nurse came into the room. "Good morning, Jester. How is my baby doing this morning? As you can see, Jester, you have the body of a 9 month old baby boy, with an adult mind. How does it feel? Do you like it? I only set the timer for the end of the day. That is more that enough time. Are you hungry this morning?"
Jester thought about it and did realized that he was a bit hungry. What was he to do now? He was a baby, and Jester realized that secretly he did not mind the situation he was in. He rather enjoyed the feeling. Although he was not prepared for what happended next. He wet his pants. He did not even know that it was happening. Wet Nurse must have sensed this and proceeded to pick Jester up and take him to the changing table. Jester rather enjoyed being held like this, especially this close to Wet Nurses' ample breasts.
"Oh, did Jester have a little accident?", she asked. That is understandable and is a natural reaction to the process. "Let's get you out of that wet diaper." She proceeded to change his diaper. Jester was a bit embarrased, but really did not care. She laid him on the changing table and unfastened that tapes of the diaper and removed it. Jester was in high heaven. He was very aroused at this and the situation he was in only heightened the feeling. If he still had his normal body, he would have shown the tell tale signs of being aroused. In this infant body, all he could do was experience the mental aspect of it. Wet Nurse then used a liberal amount of baby powder on Jester before she put another dry diaper on him. To Jester, he was in heaven. He had always wished that he could be a baby again. He missed the attention that he got when he was an infant. He wished that he could stay this way, forever. Wet Nurse then gently grabbed Jester's ankles and lifted his bottom off of the changing table to slide the disposable diaper under him. Jester thought that he was going to pass out at this point.
She then set his bottom back down on the diaper and secured the tapes on it. She then walked over to a small box on the changing table and opened it. She removed an object from it and brought it over to Jester so he could see it. "Look sweetheart, I have a surprise for you, do you like it?", she asked. Jester was shocked and surprised. She was holding a babyized version of his costume. It looked like a Onsie that an infant would were. The crotch of the outfit had three snaps that could be undone so that when the diaper needed changing, you did not have to do anymore that unsnap and change.
Wet Nurse carefully put the outfit on Jester and then picked him up and walked over to a rocking chair and then sat down. " Are you still hungry?", Wet Nurse asked. Jester tried his hardest to nod and he think that he did because she did something that Jester did not expect. He just figured that she was going to give him a bottle with some formula or milk or something. She undid the top of her costume to reveal a pair of 40DD breasts unlike Jester had ever seen. They were perfect. It seemed that gravity had no effect on them and something inside of Jester clicked. His mouth began to water and he was somewhat unaware of the slight sucking motion that he started to make. All he could think about was the sight of her breast. " Hold on just a second little one, I bet you're wondering how I got the name Wet Nurse. You see, a wet nurse is someone who will feed another woman's child when the birth mother cannot lactate any longer. I was one for sometime; I expected my own milk to dry up but for some reason it didn't. If a nursing mother does not have the milk either pumped out or sucked out by a baby, she becomes sore and she may stop lactating. I just kept producing milk and always had the need to have my breasts sucked. Rather than be a wet nurse for the rest of my life I tried to figure out another means to accomplish the task of expelling my milk."
" During that time I became very interested in science, electronics and quantum physics. In English, I started to experiment with the theories of rejuvenation, turning people into children or babies. To finance this, I had to turn to a life of crime just to help me by parts, lab time and you know little extras. My first tries at it produced limited results. I would go the a mall, wait for a man to sit down by himself in a secluded area and then I would turn him into a child. At first it would just turn them into a child of 2 or 3 just for a few hours. I would then breastfeed the baby, diaper them and then they would just revert to normal. One side effect is that once the subject is turned into a baby....they will need diapers for the rest of their life. That is something I did not expect. I have since created and patented larger version of baby diapers and plan to put them on the market once I turn the city into babies. That way I'll reap all of the profits from the sales. As I continued my research, I could turn anyone into a baby, and by baby, I mean anywhere from 6-9 months old for about 24-48 hours. During that time they will still reason and think like an adult, but will not have full control of their bodies or be able to speak", she finished.
"I just love to be around babies, that is why I take care of them so. I mean them no harm. I think that is enough for now, I have a schedule to meet and I need to get you fed so that I can put you down for your nap....I hope you enjoy the meal.." With that she then positioned Jester so that his mouth was even with the nipple on her right breast. Jester could smell her perfume when he was this close. She them pushed his head closer to her nipple and Jester was shocked that he started to suckle without even thinking about it. He tasted the warm milk as he started to swallow and it brought back memories from his own experiences. He continued so suckle and as he did, he could tell that he was sucking a bit quicked now and the milk was squirting into his mouth. It was sweet tasting, kinda like the milk in the bottom of the bowl when you finish a bowl of frosted corn flakes. He could taste the milk getting thicker and Wet Nurse then switched him to her left breast where he could continue to suckle. " I hope that you are enjoying yourself, you look so happy, like you wanted this to happen", Wet Nurse said.
When the milk was finished, Wet Nurse then took Jester over to a crib and set him in and tucked him in. "Well, now is the time to let the rest of the city have a taste of what is happening to you. I have satellite link up in the next room along with a larger version of the device that I used on you. When I press the activator, I will point the device into the camera and all those watching will be turned into infants and then I am able to have my run of the city. It should take a few hours, I should make it back in time to give you second dose of my ray before you start to return to your own age. I will also need to do the same to your friends, as well. One interesting thing is that the clothes and diapers that you and your friends are wearing will actually get larger with you as you get older. Essentially you would be wearing giant baby diapers, not the more refined adult diapers that I plan to market. You have have a good nap, little one. I'll feed you when I get back," she added as she left the room. Jester sorta looked forward to that. He could hear Wet Nurse in the next room preparing for her broadcast just as he was nodding off he saw the blue flash and knew what that meant. Jester then promptly fell asleep considering his full meal. He dreamt of baby things and Wet Nurses' breasts....
When Jester awoke he could sense that things were somewhat different. He seemed cramped in his crib. He first figured that Wet Nurse must have put him in another smaller crib before she left, then he realized that he was reverting back to normal. When he tried to speak, actual words left his lips. Although his voice sounded a bit higher, he could speak. He tried to stand up, it was difficult, but he did it. It was then he realized, he must still be approaching his original age and is probably still in his teens. He managed to climb out of the crib and walked, no, he waddled over to one of the full length mirrors. What he saw in the mirror was an odd sight. There he was, in the babyized version of his costume with the bulky indicator of the giant baby diaper. He then realized that Wet Nurse was right, the diaper made it difficult to walk, but it had that powdery smell that he adored.
Jester surmised that what happened to him might be happening to his teammates. He quickly waddled to the next room where the crib containing his friends was. Jester liked the feeling of the diaper between his legs. He then felt the need to go to the bathroom, given his earlier meal, which he will never forget. He did not know where the restroom was, then he thought,"Wait a minute, I don't need it. I've got a diaper on!" He stopped briefly and relieved himself and still felt dry. " I have for to find the diapers that she was talking about before I leave this place," Jester thought, making the mental note.
He found the room where his friends were, peeked in the door and saw that they were indeed returning to normal. Some were still toddlers, others young children and a few were in their teens. All were wearing baby t-shirts and diapers. He saw his secret love Elastic Lass, she was the Amazon well endowed heroine of the team. She was one of the teens and Jester had to stop and admire her teen beauty. Even though, she was still approaching her original age, she was still beautiful. You could see her pert young breasts under her pink t-shirt and her youthful face shone in the light of the room. Jester would rather see her all grown up filling out her t-shirt and in the diaper, than as a teen. He did comment that he would have like to have gone to junior high with her if she looked like that, but he decided that he would wait. They looked like they were doing just fine for the time being.
Just then he heard footsteps in the distance. He waddled as quickly as he could back the room where he originally was. As he came into the room he saw the device that turned him into a baby sitting on a shelf. He went over to it and studied the controls. There was a red activator, and the letters N,T,C,P. It took him a while but he finally figured that they stood for: N-Newborn, T-Toddler, C-Child, P-PreTeen. There was also a timer with the sequence 99:99:99. Jester thought that was probably for setting a time limit on how young that person would stay in hours, minutes and seconds.
Jester had quickly formulated a plan he would select T and set the timer for 99:99:99 and hit Wet Nurse with the ray when she came into the room again. He heard her footsteps coming in the room and hid as best as he could behind the crib. "Jester-baby, are you ready for another feeding from mommy?", Wet Nurse asked as she came into the room. Jester tried to feebly get out a "Goo-Goo Gaa-Gaa", to not raise any suspicion. She seem surprised that he was not in his crib when she came into the room. "Jester, where are you?", she asked. Jester figured it was now or never. He stood up and pointed the device at her. "Wet Nurse, your time is up, literally! Come peacefully with me and things will go alot easier for you in the long run,"Jester declared.
"Aww, is Jester cranky with mommy? Here, give me the device and let me use it one more time and I can give you your next feeding," and with that she started to slowly unbutton her top once again. " You did enjoy that, didn't you? All the men do, you can relive your childhood all over again with me as your mommy. Doesn't that sound good? You can be a baby as long as you like," she started to move closer to Jester. " Stay back or I will use this on you and give you a taste of your own medicine," he shouted. "You look soooo cute in your Onsie and diaper. Let me make you a baby again so that I can change your diaper, I see that you are wet," she added and took another step forward.
Jester figured he'd better put up or shut up. As much as he wanted to be a baby again, he was a Super Hero first and he had a job to do. "You don't really expect me to think that you know how to use that, do you?" Wet Nurse asked. She took another step forward. Jester then hit the activator and sheilded his eyes from the blue flash.
What happened next was actually quite comical. Wet Nurse stood there stunned for a bit, then the transformation started. Her voluptuous 40DD breasts decreased to a miniscule 32A in a matter of minutes, this made her costume sag in the front and expose her smaller breasts. She quickly covered herself up. You could see the years actually melt off of her within minutes. She was getting smaller as she got younger. This caused her white silk stockings to slide down her legs as the stockings could stay on her teenage thighs. She continued to get younger and all of her clothes begun to hang on her svelte body, her panties dropped to her ankles. She was still covered up by here her now large miniskirt. "How could you do this to me," she asked as she appeared to only be about 5 years old now. "Well, you will have to pay for your crimes today and the ones against my friends and I. I decided that a fitting punishment would be that you experience exactly what you did to me," Jester remarked. " I did not mean it," the little voice replied," I only wanted to...gooo....bah...pbbbllll....mmmrrk..."
There was the now baby Wet Nurse, swimming in her costume. "God she is a cute baby," Jester said. He picked her up and took her over to the changing table and diapered he the best that he could. She looked up at him and made some content gurgling noises. 'It sounds like she is enjoying this as much as I did," Jester observed. "Maybe I can use the machine on myself later," he added. He turned around just as the Team entered the room.
Standing there diapered, and in the baby t-shirt were all of his friends. "Well Jester, it looks like you have everything taken care of. Just so you know we found the warehouse of diapers and considering our situation, will be using them. We are going to set up distribution points so that the general public can get some too," all of this coming from Elastic Lass. She filled out like that baby t-shirt like you not believe. Her nipples were hard from the air conditioning and she waddled when she walked. Jester could feel a hard-on underneath his diaper. Luckily, nobody would notice. He would ask Elastic Lass for dinner once they had changed their diapers. "What are you going to do with her?," she asked. "I plan to feed her and then put her to bed. She is going to be like this for a week or so. Once she reverts back to normal, I'll drop her off at the Police Department," Jester replied. "Turn about is fair play," and with that he found some baby bottles that had some formula in them. Wet Nurse must have been feeding these to the Team when they were babies. He took one of the bottles and went to the same rocking chair where she breast fed him and sat down.
"I hope you are hungry little one, I'm going to enjoy this as much as you did....", Jester then placed the nipple of the bottle in her mouth and she began to suckle noisily and make the same contented gurgling noises.........