I could tell Ellen was pissed and me, and she didn't say much for a while. "How was camp Haley, did you have fun?" I asked, trying to keep it light.
"It was boring at first, but I met a lot of cool people. My bunkmates were great for the most part and we had good counselors and CIT's."
"I think your father would agree on that point Haley," my wife said sarcastically.
"Come on, Ellen, you're making too much of this. I hardly looked at that girl!" I blushed a little.
"Yeah, HARD-ly," Ellen replied.
"Hey, mom, chill! Rachel is really cute and lots of guys look at her. Daddy didn't do anything wrong." That's my girl!
"I guess you two are right. Your father is forgiven. But I'm going to be keeping my eye on you young man!" she softened.
"And I'll be keeping my eye on you too, sexy," I said, winking.
"Ewwww, yuck. Cut it out guys, children present!" Haley said. "So you have to tell me what happened to you. People don't get young."
"Well...we found this book at an antique stand. It's a photo album. I put some pictures in it, and when you look at the picture, you become the age you are in the picture. I can't explain it. Which reminds me, do you notice anything different about yourself Haley?"
"What, me? Different like how," Haley asked.
"There was a picture of you in that book," Ellen said. "from about 6 months ago."
"So, I'm younger too? Well, last night when I got ready for bed, I thought my bra was a little loose...like when I got it 6 months ago! You turned me into a child!" Haley was shocked.
Ellen and I both laughed. "You look the same to us dear," Ellen said, "and...news flash.....you are a child!" We all laughed at that.
"So what other pictures are in that book," Haley asked, really excited by all this.
"Pictures that will never see the light of day!" I shot back. "That book is never to be touched again, it's too dangerous!" I was a little nervous.
"Yes, Haley. We put that book away, and don't ever touch it. Fun is fun, but we don't want to get any younger. So far we haven't been able to figure out how to reverse it."
"I won't touch it, I promise." Haley was a good kid. I believed her.
It was still light out when we got home, and we decided to go to the pool for a swim. Haley called some of her friends and planned to meet them there. Ellen put on an ultra-sexy J Crew string bikini that she used to wear before we were married, but had put away because she thought she looked fat in it. Well, not that she ever did (women...), but she certainly doesn't now! I put on some loose trunks (I was so toned now they were all that way) which, I would hope, would accomodate any subsequent embarressment. Haley was wearing a cute (and in my opinion too revealing, but hey I'm her father) pink bikini. When we got there Haley quickly hooked up with her friends and distanced herself from us. It is after all not cool to be seen in the company of your parents, especially when you are almost a teenager. We put down our towels and jumped in the pool. The water was perfect, not too cold, not too hot. We swam around a bit. I grabbed Ellen's ass under the water and she certainly didn't mind. I held her and kissed her there in the pool. We had a great time.
We got out and dried off, and sat on our towels.
"So, I was wondering...not that I would ever, ever do anything about it...but what picture is on the next page Bill?" Ellen asked.
"I thought for a second. Marriage is about trust. Like that guy trusted wis wife, I think her name is...PANDORA! And look what happened there. He trusted her not to open the box, but she did anyway(because women are cursed with curiousity, or so the story goes), and she released all that is evil in the world. That's the one hand. But on the other hand, she opened it a second time and released Hope, partially fixing the trouble she had caused. I looked at my wife. I trusted her completely. Still, I decided to hedge my bet.
"Just a high school picture," I replied.
"Oh really," she said kind of playfully.
"Yeah, a high school picture...of you!" That ought to keep her from looking.
"Yikes! Not the one where I still have braces on! I was such a geek!" boy was she scared.
"The very same," I said. Perfect! That book will never see the light of day again.
"We must destroy that book!" Ellen said.
"I don't know. What if that makes anyone in the pictures cease to exist?" After all, who the hell knew how the damn thing worked. I looked at Haley sitting with her girlfriends. "You don't think she's telling any of what happened to her friends, do you?" I asked Ellen.
"No, she can keep a secret," she said. "As well well as any other 12 year old girl! Damn!"
"We just have to keep it hidden," I looked over and saw the girls giggling. Probably talking about boys.
"So Haley, what gives with your parents?" asked Kathy. "Your mother looks like an actress, and your dad's a super stud!" Kathy is 13, and a little more developed than the others, and liked to show it off. She was wearing a clingy blue 2-piece.
"Hey Kathy, those are my parents! Stop creaming over my daddy!" Haley playfully responded. "They found some sort of book. I don't know, it made them younger."
"If he was any younger your mother would have to fight me for him!" This time it was Linda who chimed in.
"If he was any younger, your mother would have 2 kids instead of one!" said another. They all broke out laughing.
"Then we could all flirt with Haley's brother!" they all laughed again.
"Well, its kinda cool having such young parents. I wonder what else is in that book," Haley said, lost in thought. "Anyway, I promised not to touch it." With that, the others sort of deflated. They got up and went to the snack bar.
I was watching Haley and her friends. She really is a cute kid, and growing up fast too. Has cute friends too. I caught myself thinking of her and her friends in more than a fatherly fashion, and shuddered. At my age, young teens are certainly attractive, and absolutely off limits incest aside! But look at Kathy! She's really growing up fast. I bet she's at least a B-cup already. I saw her adjusting her top as they walked by, and she glanced at me as she did it and smiled. Was she flirting with me? Wow, I must look young! Boy, Kathy...if i was a few years younger...but that certainly won't happen! I'm a lucky guy as it is with such a great wife, and I don't want to be a kid again. "I'm thirsty, I'm gonna get a coke," I said to Ellen. "You want anything?"
"Nope," she was getting the last good rays of sun on her back.
I walked to the snack bar where the girls were sitting. "Hi Haley, hello ladies," I said. They all sort of giggled.
"Hi Dad," Haley said. The others giggled. "We were all saying how much we like the new you," at that a few of them blushed. It made me blush too. "Sit down with us," she said.
"Yeah Bill, why don't you sit down," Kathy added.
Bill? Well, I guess we were close enough in age that it didn't seem odd to be called by my first name by a teen. "Sure, why not," I sat between Haley and Kathy. I asked them how their summer was going and stuff. They were all really cool. I never realized how cool my kids friends were. I started thinking of Haley more like a little sister than a daughter which I guess is understandable. And Kathy, well...I started thinking of her like my sister's cute friend. At about 5'3 she was 6 or seven inches shorter than me, and an inch taller than Haley. She had lovely blond hair, pulled back in a pony tail, and a really nice little body. We were sitting close, and i felt her hand brush my leg under the table. She sort of glanced at me as she did it. None of the other girls saw, they continued talking. Suddenly I got rock hard. She edged just a little closer to me, but continued talking to Linda. This girl was really flirting with me! I had to settle down. "Well, if you ladies willl excuse me, I have to get back to the missus. See ya." I started to get up and sort of adjusted my trunks.
They all laughed..I guess they saw I was excited. How embarressing. I blushed. "Oh daddy, can Kathy sleep over tonight?"
"Um, sure, I guess. Let me just clear it with your mother." I walked back to our spot.
"You were gone a long time," Ellen noted.
"Yeah, I was talking to Haley and her friends," I answered, and blushed.
"So I noticed," she said, looking at me carefully. "I guess it doesn't take much to get you college boys off, does it? Even under developed little girls." She laughed. I guess I'll have to get used to it, as long as you come home to me lover. Now Ellen was getting me hot. Why even look at a child when you could have a goddess!
"Oh, somebody's jealous," I said, reaching down and tickling her.
"Not in the least. If you want to ogle the jailbait, be my guest!" I could tell she was amused.
"Yeah, well anyway Haley wants Kathy over tonight, I told her to check with you," I said.
"Sure, she's no trouble, why not? Just don't hit on her, ok?" she teased.
"you have nothing to worry about honey, you're the woman I love."
That night we ordered some chinese food and ate together. When Kathy came over, the girls went up to Haley's room. We heard music and chatting. I openend a bottle of wine and me and Ellen turned on a movie, suggled and drank some. I had a little more than usual and got a little drunk. "You're sure puttin them back Bill," Ellen noticed. "Guess you college guys like to 'pound'."
"Burp. 'scuuse me! Guess thats it!" And I kissed her, and caressed her breasts.
"Easy tiger, don't wanna wake the kids! Wait till we're upstairs." She kinda pushed me back.
"Awwww, please, just a little." I pleaded.
"You have to wait young man. Listen, I'm older , I make the rules."
"Ok," I said, and went to get another bottle. I ran into Haley in the kitchen getting a soda. She was wearing a really cute baby doll nightie, and her panties showed a little. "Um...hi sweetie," I stammered.
"Hi daddy," she answered and looked at me. She was kinda smirking. "Can you get me that popcorn on the top shelf? I can't reach it."
"Sure," and i opened up the cabinet where the popcorn was, and something fell out onto the floor. Shit, thats where we put the book. Ellen came in. "What's was that noise? She looked down on the floor and stopped dead in her tracks.
"Only this," Haley said, bending down to pick it up. We should have told her what the damn thing looked like. It started to open as she picked it up...
"Noooooo...." my wife and I both screamed. Too late, the page opened to a picture of me with my highschool sweetheart Dani. I went out with her for 2 years, the first girl I ever made love with. My wife and daughter stared at me. Both broke out in laughter.
"Daddy, you are so, so cute!" Haley squealed.
"Look at my little hubby now," she said. "You told me it was my high school picture that was next, not yours. You're adorable!" she studied me. "How old are you now do you think?"
"About 16," I couldn't believe it. "Um, Haley, um..." I was getting really tongue tied now. " Um, I need to speak with your mother, can you like excuse us for a minute please?
"Sure daddy," she said, and ran upstairs. We heard her door close "Kathy!! you'll never believe..." slam.
I went upstairs with Ellen into our room. I felt funny around her, like I wasn't sure how to act. "Um, g...gosh Ellen, um.." she was such a gorgeous woman and I was a boy. We were the same height before, but now she is an inch taller than me. I was a skinny kid too, and felt really, really shy.
"Hey, its ok Billy," she hugged me, and kissed my cheek. "It really is ok. I'm sure we can figure a way out of this, but for now, well...look, I can tell you are nervous around me, just a little, right?" Boy was she ever right. "Honey, thats perfectly understandable with what you've been going through. I'm still the woman you married, don't be scared of me honey." I hugged her. Her night shirt felt wet from her leaking breasts. I kissed her through her top and she sort of squirmed away. Then I tried to rub her bottom, and she wouldn't let me do that either. "No, don't" she said.
"Hey, what gives Ellen," I was sort of mad.
"I just don't think we should Billy, it wouldn't be right. You're just a kid now, not even legal! And, hey wait...you said that Dani was the first girl you ever made love to."
"Yeah, so what? Stop skirting the issue."
"I'm doing nothing of the kind. When was that picture of you 2 taken?" she asked.
"Right when we first started going out, before..." i saw what she was getting at.
"Before you ever had sex. You wouldn't even know what to do with me at this point Billy, you've never done it before." She smiled.
"I bet I could figure it out!"
"I bet you could too, but guess what? You're not going to! Face it, buddy, our relationship has to change. Being married to a college kid is one thing...being married to a high school sophmore is quite another. Lets see, think of me as your older sister, okay?"
Groan. "Ok Ellen," this was awful.
"...and Haley is your little sister," Ellen continued. "If we can't figure out how to reverse this, you start high school in the fall, and we go on. Ok sport?"
"I guess it has to be!" and I stormed out of the room. I can't believe this! Can't even have sex with my own wife, who incidentally is treating me like a kid! This really, really sucked! I paced around not knowing what to do next. I went to Haley's room. I could hear her and Kathy talking through the door but couldn't make out what they were saying. I was about to know, but hesitated, and I didn't even know why, I guess I wasn't sure what I was going to say and that cutie Kathy was in there. I gently knocked. "Its me," I said. I couldn't say it was daddy.
"Hi daddy, mom kick you out?" Haley was smiling, and Kathy was eyeing me big-time. "You can stay in here with us, it can be like a slumber party." Haley was so nice, I really love her.
"I don't think Kathy's parents would approve of her having a slumber party with a...a," I stammered.
"A boy," Kathy said, smiling.
"Yes. A boy. And no Haley, mom didn't kick me out, I just needed some air. But she did inform me of our new 'arrangement,' that being at my present age I can't be considered your father or her husband," I blushed. "I'm your brother I guess, just call me Billy. And Ellen is my older sister, even though she's still your mother. Confusing I guess." I sat down with them on the floor. Haley hugged me.
"Oh Billy, I always wanted a big brother. This won't turn out bad, you'll see!" She was so sweet. Kahty was staring at me. It was like the first time I really noticed her, in her shortie nightie, I could see the outline of her young breasts, I could see a hint of white panty.
"This won't be bad at all Billy," she sat down closer to me, and kissed my cheek. Wow!
"Kathy! What do you think you're doing kissing my daddy, I mean brother like that! Thats so slutty!"
"Oh, I think he liked it," Kathy said.
"I did Kathy, and you're very sweet. But I have to figure things out a bit, I want to go slow for now, ok?"
"Sure Billy, its cool."
"Look, I'm gonna sleep in the guest room. I'll see you guys in the morning, ok?
"Sure Billy, goodnight," they chimed, and I went to sleep.
That night, I slept the sleep of the damned, very deep. I had vivid dreams of Ellen, and Dani, who I was thinking about more and more. I woke up late the next morning, and Ellen and Haley were already out. They left a note saying they went to the mall. I was all by myself. It kind of reminded me of when i was around this age before, maybe a little younger like 14, and everyone was gone, I would go through my sister's things or sometimes my mother's things and try on their stuff like their underware and nighties. It would really get me off. Lucky I never got caught, almost did a few times. Hmmm...I went to Haley's room, and opened the door. Clothes were strewn everywhere. I opened her closet. She has some cute things but I don't think any of it would fit. I picked up white cotton pair of panties and held it up against myself, and then a skirt...cute. Maybe her bra...slam! That was the front door! I put everything back as fast as I could, and bumped into Haley as I left the room. I was still in my underwear, Haley was in light summer shorts and a tank top.
"Billy! What are you doing in my room!" She asked, giggling.
"Um, uh I was just looking for ....a pen" I was really nervous. I was standing in front of her in my underwear, I was going through her undies, I felt like I was caught. I was blushing furiously.
Ellen saw us standing there. "That is very immature Billy, going through your sister's things. She's a girl, she needs her privacy. Why were you going through her clothes, in your underware?"
"I dunno," was all I could say.
"And did you go through my things too? Do you want to play with my clothes too Billy, and maybe, I dunno wear some?"
"No Ellen, c'mon you're embarressing me, I'm sorry."
"You are embarressing yourself Billy. Its true when they say that girls mature before boys. Your sister is more mature than you are and she's only 12."
"I said I was sorry!"
"Leave him alone mom, I'm not mad," said Haley, coming to my defence. Then the phone rang. Ellen got it.
"Hello? Yes it is. Yes he is. Who's calling? Hold on..." Ellen looked at me. "Its for you".
I took the phone. "Hello?"
"Billy? its me, Dani"
"Dani? My god, its been years how are you how did you find me?" I forgot everyone else was in the room.
"I knew what town you lived in, I got your phone number from the phonebook. The weirdest thing happened to me last night. I was watching tv with my husband, and all of the sudden..."
And it dawned on me. That picture was of me AND Dani. Oh boy... "All of the sudden you were 15 years old"
"How did you know!"
"Cause I'm 16 years old, like when we first started going out in high school. Dani, I have to see you. Where do you live?
"I'm only about a half hour away. Oh Billy, I want to see you too. My husband, he's acting more like my father, God its like he's ancient. And ever since this happened I couldn't stop thinking of you."
"I know what you mean! I can't wait to see you Dani. I 'll get dressed and be right over," I took down her address and got dressed. Hey Ellen, can I have the car? I 'm going to see Dani.
"ok Billy, but I would like to use it tonight, so have it back by 8:00, ok? And drive safely! I don't think anyone would believe you're you by your driver's license.
"Sure sis, no prob!" I took the keys and sped off.
to be continued