The 12 AR Days of Christmas
By Tazz
On the first day of AR Christmas my Girlfriend gave to me. A Learner’s permit book (driving)
On the second day of AR Christmas my Girlfriend gave to me. Two Comic books (is the world bigger all of a sudden?)
And a Learner’s permit book (I’m too young for this)
On the Third day of AR Christmas my Girlfriend gave to me. Three Jars of Acne Cream
Two Comic books
And a Learner’s permit book (I’m too young for this)
On the forth day of AR Christmas my Girlfriend gave to me. Four model planes
Three Jars of Acne Cream (that’s years down the road for me)
Two Comic Books
And a Learner’s permit book (give model cars anyway, my mom said it will be years before I can drive a car)
On the fifth day of AR Christmas my Girlfriend gave to me Five Plastic rings (cheap bitch)
Four model planes
Three Jars of Acne Cream (what is acne?)
Two Comic Books
And a Learner’s permit book (why would I need to drive?)
On the sixth day of AR Christmas a nice girl gave to me. Six Mice a crawling
Five Plastic rings (cool)
Four model planes (how do you put this together)
Three Jars of Acne Cream (cool slime)
Two Comic Books (some of these words I don’t know)
And a Learner’s permit book (why would I need to drive?)
On the Seventh day of AR Christmas a lady gave to me. Seven Goldfish Swimming
Six Mice a crawling
Five Plastic rings (cool)
Four model planes (how do you put this together)
Three Jars of Acne Cream (cool slime)
Two Comic Books (most of these words I don’t know)
And a Learner’s permit book (why would I need to drive?)
On the Eighth day of AR Christmas a lady gave to me. Eight Power Ranger toys
Seven Goldfish Swimming
Six Mice a crawling
Five Plastic rings (cool)
Four model planes (what are these for)
Three Jars of Acne Cream (cool slime)
Two Comic Books (most of these words I don’t know)
And a Learner’s permit book (will this be good for my toy cars?)
On the ninth day of Christmas a lady gave to me. Nine Elmos dancing
Eight Power Ranger toys
Seven Goldfish Swimming
Six Mice a crawling
Five Plastic rings (cool)
Four model planes (what are these for)
Three Jars of Acne Cream (eww)
Two Comic Books (I cant read yet)
And a Learner’s permit book (huh)
On the Tenth day of AR Christmas my Mommy gave to me. Ten Barney Videos
Nine Elmos dancing
Eight Power Ranger toys (but they were taken away since they are to violent)
Seven Goldfish Swimming
Six Mice a crawling (eek)
Five Plastic rings
Four model planes (too old for me)
Three Jars of Acne Cream (eww)
Two Comic Books (I cant read yet)
And a Learner’s permit book (huh)
On the Eleventh day of AR Christmas my Mommy gave to me. Eleven bags of diapers
Ten Barney Videos
Nine Elmos dancing
Eight Power Ranger toys (but they were taken away since they are to violent)
Seven Goldfish Swimming
Six Mice a crawling (eek)
Five Plastic rings (but they were taken away since I could choke on them)
Four model planes (too old for me)
Three Jars of Acne Cream (too messy)
Two Comic Books (I cant read yet)
And a Learner’s permit book (huh)
On the Twelfth day of AR Christmas my mommy gave to me. 12 bottle feedings
Eleven bags of diapers
Ten Barney Videos
Nine Elmos dancing
Eight Power Ranger toys (but they were taken away since they are to violent)
Seven Goldfish Swimming
Six Mice a crawling (eek)
Five Plastic rings (but they were taken away since I could choke on them)
Four model planes (too old for me)
Three Jars of Acne Cream (too messy)
Two Comic Books (I cant read yet)
And a Learner’s permit book (gah?)